Anyway, I took the bus to IBM for my orientation. The plant is located in a rural area populated with prairie dogs and raptors. There are no sidewalks. As I stepped of the regional bus (think greyhound) I had an extra long step to the ground. It stretched my torso a bit and my skirt fell. Remind me to wear a belt from now on. Time to buy dresses and new skirts. Damn. Dress code vs. Bank balance.
If it wasn’t IBM I wouldn’t commute 2 hours each way or run around scrounging new certified copies of all my legal history.